9/01/2009

Saturday Night Live- Best Skit Ever

November 1st, 2008 episode: a Staten Island Technical High School (SITHS) Documentary on...

GIRAFFES!!! GIRAFFES!!! GIRAFFES!!! GIRAAAAAAAFFFFFFES!!!!!!!!!

We sleep 2 hours but we don't fear the reaper

We eat from trees and play mine-sweeper!

We weigh 3 tons and come from outer space

Sent here to destroy the whole human race!

Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes!

Vampire blood runs through our veins

Our forked tongues wag driving you insane

You'll be herded into camps when the time is right,

where we'll eat your brains for our delight!

Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes!

There's no escape we'll send you straight to @#$%^* hell!

Drinking gasoline and spitting pure fire,

we take to the skies on the leathery wings of a bat!

Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes! Giraffes!

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